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I’m Cue the Critic, and I eat hamburgers, not hot ass beef jerky. I said that at the end of this one and I meant it.
Wreckless Eating had a bag of Carolina Reaper beef jerky from California Blazing Chile Farm, courtesy of Carter Lee. PhilaDehlia and I teamed up. Tag team rules: the whole bag has to be gone in five minutes, split it however you want, and if it’s gone we both get a win. Jeff set the clock.
That jerky was black. It looked like tar. The crew kept telling us to put the whole piece in and stop thinking, prison rules. We were not fast. Somebody called it the least competitive challenge they’d ever seen, two dudes casually tasting jerky. Phila did his half and I did the rest, and we got it down before the clock ran out. Two wins.
Then the heat landed. Eyes watering, noses running, tongues burning. Phila normally talks sports on his channel. He only does this when he loses a bet.
Video: WrecklessEating on YouTube.
Credit For Music – Title: Cold Funk By Kevin MacLeod (http://incompetech.com/m/c/royalty-free/) Licensed Under Creative Commons “Attribution 3.0” http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Some meals here are on me, some are hosted. Either way, it is disclosed and the score is mine. If this helped you decide where to eat, a coffee helps keep it going.
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