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The Ronda won’t f**k you over. Unlike your relationships our cars won’t break down. Our GPS will never judge you for where you’re going in life or drink too much at your company Christmas party and sleep with the secretary. Ladies, you can count on us, because cars don’t pack up in the middle of the night to go live with their mistress. Reliability, dependability, a name you can trust because we’re not a man…it’s everything you had hoped for on your wedding day, but in a car. Enjoy our safety seats because we care about your child’s safety more than their new step-mom. Single mothers & MILFs…you’re welcome.
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